Still Stuck in that Daydream

"Long live six string storytellers... Long live playing true to yourself. Long Live Cowboys"

  • Person: What do you see yourself as in 10 years?
  • Me: Alone and struggling to maintain a job. Harassing others and turning to alcohol in an attempt to avoid the reality of my situation.
  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in




what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via iameverlark)